Out of Office Response- I Would Love to Try This Though

Stumbled on this, and I couldn't stop laughing! Imagine, I didn't wait to read to the end. I hope you enjoy it, just like I did. Top 45 Out-of-Office Responses Going on vacation, a business trip or quitting your job? Planning on enabling your automated Out of Office response? Don’t be boring and predictable! Use this as an opportunity to get creative. In the spirit of the movie Office Space, here are some clever out-of-office replies you can copy or use for inspiration. Have fun wherever you are going [via Examiner, Gleez and Ensight]. Vacation or Business Trip: 1. I am on vacation from mm/dd/yyyy to mm/dd/yyyy. I will allow each sender one email. If you send me multiple emails, I will randomly delete your emails until it is pared down to one. Choose wisely. Please note that you already sent me one email. 2. I am on paid leave right now for two weeks. When I get back, I will be on paid return. Upon completing my one week of paid return, I will address any issues or questions you have at a pace I am comfortable with. This is most likely a pace that you will not be comfortable with. 3. I will be out of the office and returning next week. I have incredibly easy access to a phone and email, but I assure you, it will not be used for work purposes. 4. I’m out of the office and returning tomorrow, at which time I will promptly delete all of your emails. 5. Hey there, could you give me a call instead? I’d rather deal with this over the phone. If I don’t answer, just keep trying. I’ve been having issues with my phone. 6. I am currently out of the office. If you can guess my cell phone number, then I will take your call. 7. I will be out of the office from mm/dd/yyyy to mm/dd/yyyy without access to email. If this is an emergency, please call 911. 8. I’m out of the office. If you have immediate questions or concerns, please contact my manager [insert name here]. If your questions or concerns are not immediate, you might want to ask yourself why you emailed me. 9. I will be away from work for one week while training. When I return, don’t expect any improvement. 10. I am currently in the office but swamped with work. This work was probably due to something you already requested. If you are sending me another request, go ahead and recall your email now. 11. I am out of the office at the moment. Unfortunately, I’m returning tomorrow. 12. I am currently interviewing for a new job. Upon my return, I hope to give my two weeks notice and never respond to your email. 13. I am away at lunch. You should consider trying it. P.S. – This is not an invitation. 14. Seacrest out. 15. I like balloons and cheese. 16. I am currently out of the office and probably out-of-my-mind drunk. Enjoy your work week. 17. I am currently in the bathroom dropping a deuce. If this is an urgent matter, it only takes me about 2-3 minutes to take a dump, wipe my butt, properly wash my hands of fecal matter, and return to my desk. Feel free to stop by my desk later and give me a high five! 18. (For men only) I am currently out of the office on maternity leave. 19. I am in the office but completely incapacitated by the monsterous Chinese buffet lunch I ate earlier today. It would be best if your questions waited until tomorrow. Thanks. 20. I am away from the office at this moment. I will still be away from the office at the next moment and returning at a later moment. If you have any issues at the current moment, and they cannot wait until a later moment, please contact my manager, who may actually be away at the moment. Moment. Moment. 21. I’m away from my desk right now. I still have my cubicle, but someone took my desk. I went looking for it. I’ll respond to you when my desk gets back to my cubicle. 22. (For females only) I’m on vacation through the 23rd. If you have any questions, issues, or concerns, please feel free to call my colleague [insert name here] while I’m out. If you’re a single guy, good looking, and want to travel to Mexico to have a little “fun”, call me at [insert phone number here]. 23. I’m out of the office due to a family emergency. Our DVR is on the fritz. I will return to work upon a succesful recording of Law & Order SVU on the USA network. 24. At doctor. Peepee like fire. 25. (For man or woman) I decided to take the morning off. Long story, but I have to drop off Pat O’Brien after an evening of one too many cocktails and copious amounts of booger sugar. I will respond to your email when I arrive at noon. 26. I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you. 27. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. 28. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management 29. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 30. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 31. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.’ (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over). 32. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. 33. Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response. 34. I’ve run away to join a different circus. 35. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Loretta’ instead of ‘Steve’ Quitting Your Job: 36. I will be out of the office until… hell freezes over. 37. I am no longer able to check my email. The company and I came to a compromise and I am no longer able to come within 500 feet of the building. In exchange, I will not serve any time. Thanks for your understanding and I hope you find what you’re looking for, but it’s very likely I stole it. 38. Dear friends and foes, it is with great pleasure that I tell you I will no longer be responding to your god forsaken emails as I no longer work for this company. 39. Hi! I’m busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don’t bother to leave me any messages. 40. I am no longer working for the company. My last day was MM/DD/YYYY. The date is only provided for you to witness how long it takes IT to shut down my email address. 41. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 42. They say the grass isn’t always greener on the other side of the fence. I am currently testing that theory. Wish me luck. 43. I recently quit this job because of emails from people like you. I hope you are happy. 44. Over the past X years, I have provided you with many answers. Many of you thought I was incredibly resourceful. I may be gone, but you can still find the answers to all of your questions at the link here. 45. I left the company to pursue my dreams. If you need to reach me, I’ll be sitting on my couch watching TV. Read more: http://www.methodshop.com/2010/03/top-45-out-of-office-responses.shtml#ixzz2XG4yNVeC

RUTH... MY FRIEND, MY SISTER

Hmmm... I've been playing with this in my head for a while, and I've decided to let it out! Sister Ruth of God! You have been a friend, and a sister! You have been the constant ‘bestie of life’! You have been a pillar of support through the years! You have been Ruth, Ruchina, Ruthie, and most recent of all, Sister Ruth of God! You have been a constant figure in my life, even long before I understood why! I remember the days of FGC, Isashi Choir Practice, how you never failed to come 'pick' me with your Leggedez Benz. How did I get into Foursquare Isashi Choir? It was on your insistence. It wasn't a 'call' for me back then… & oh yes I remember, why I accepted to go with you, it was economical as the black & white uniform was perfect for my wardrobe... or lack of it  I also remember all the snide remarks we endured in the hands of Sis. Elebor, bro Kennedy, & the Most Senior PA to God- Bro Shina because of my ABEBELUBE... they didn't know me like you did ;) We always laughed at their ignorance! heehheheehee I can't forget days of no kobo at home, and how you would rise to the occasion... hmmm... this is still so true! You have been a true friend, my sister! I have knowledge of how David must have felt with Jonathan. Trust me; Jonathan has got nothing on you ;) From school days to now, you have always been interested in my wellbeing, and I still wonder, how could I ever repay this kindness?? I may never be able to repay any of it, but I won't fail to let the world know of you. A friend so true, sweet, kind, selfless, unassuming, gentle, quiet, strong, reliable, dependable, and altogether true... true there twice :) You are a woman of strength, no matter how much you try to hide behind your quiet self... I'm sure Loretta didn't see that coming! haahahaahaa I've been blessed with you in my life, and the least I can pray for is, your labour of love be rewarded. You have always been there for me, I can't help but imagine how you pull that through. Mama's blessed having you as daughter! I don't envy Martini, Anna, Victor & Elizabeth... cos I top the list of your siblings :p You are a rare gem, and more blessed is the man who finds you! This is just a LINE to say THANK YOU! LOVE YOU! MISS YOU!

Praise Him I Will

MY GOD IS A GOOD GOD, YES HE IS! Yelz o! I'm feeling so high on God this morning. Let's just say I got thrilled by this morning's devotional memory verse, I quote "For He is my God, and I will praise Him" Ex.15:2 (NKJV)Alleluia! The story-line talks about God being MOST POWERFUL! And I truly agree. It assures me that, there is nothing on earth that should overwhelm my Spirit as a child of God. And I can't stop singing of His goodness. Aribiti Arabata! The Great I Am! The Almighty God! The Only Wise God! The Creator, not Created! The Beginning and the End! The All Sufficient One! The Ancient of Days! The One who sits in Heaven and made the whole earth His Footstool! Kabioosi! Kabiyesi! I love you Most High God! Thank You for making Me Yours!

D.R.A.M.A

Hiya! Looks like someone has got some ME time uhn? Considering all the drama going on round me, I should be swallowed up, but NAY, I refuse to allow anything/one steal my moment. Sometime last week, I had a perfect (or so I thought)plan on how to make things happen for me this year, and the only thing I didn't do was to write it down. You know what the Bible says about 'write the vision ...? If only I had paid attention! Now I can't seem to know what I had planned, choi! Anyways, I bet it will come again, amen! Drama in the Work Place! Why do some people act like they own the earth when they are not even ... never mind we would come to that some other day. Drama in the LOVE LIFE! hahaha... levels have finally changed o! That I have a 'love life' is a testimony. Don't get it twisted, this is the IT we all have been waiting for, so come join me sing ALLELUIA... erm errr there is still drama sha. Drama in... See ehn, there is plenty drama all around me. Some created and directed by humble me, others I can't say I have a clue how I got in the middle of. In all, I have decided I just need to get a lot more serious with my Spiritual Walk. Everything will be demystified when I get highly spiritual. You know why? Very simple! I will become privy to a lot of things before they manifest in the physical, that way, I cannot be moved! Lailai! As I go on this 2013, I promise will try to be good to all that I come in contact with. If they reciprocate, fine; if not, fine. I don't want my life dependent on anyone's action or inaction, so help me God. A lot of stuff is coming into perspective, and I am ready to go all out to be all that God wants me to be. I am tired waiting to be validated by beings who may just be waiting for me to validate them... lol... this life itself is a BALL OF DRAMA

I'M THE ONE WHO IS PONDERING....

Hey! How does one stumble on one's property? That's what just happened to me, stumbling on my blog. I can't help but shake my head for me. So, it's been how many minutes I have been away? Oh yeah, not up to 60 minutes huh? I knew it, I am always right on time. Permit me to say, Happy New Year! Or would you rather I said 'Years'? It's indeed a new year, and one that I'm must expectant in... yeah I know, like every other year. Seriously though, this year is gonna be just fab! Trust me okay? Cos this is the year the Lord hath made, and I so choose to rejoice and remain glad in it. Alleluia! In my 30+ years in life, I have seen so much, and heard so much, that I stop to wonder sometimes, if I saw or read right. Top on my list right now is the picture of an infant dug up! As in buried and dug up. Now guess what... the baby is still very much alive! Praise God! In as much as I am excited about the baby's second chance to live, I still can't shake off the reality of what had happened... someone... as in a living being with blood streaming round his/her veins, dug a pit, and threw in a baby, and left him for dead! Lord have mercy! I can't believe there is a rationale for such an action. Now I am pondering... who could have done this? The mother? A ritualist? A jealous neighbour? A wicked step-mother? Who on earth could be that callous? Why on earth would anyone want to do that? Wait a second, could there not have been a better way round whatever the situation that prompted this act? Could there be any tenable excuses for such an act? Why is the heart of man so desperately wicked? Is there no cure for wickedness? I need answers, where do I get them?

WHEN NOT IN A MOOD

(I cannot say how and when I got so fascinated with the word SO, hardly can a minute go by without me saying or typing it… should be a phase I guess)… so, I woke up this morning, thanks to God for the gift of life :D and was in great spirits before I received a mail that shattered my morning! No, no one died; nor did anyone lose a job; Nah. Ok, I won’t talk about it now maybe some other time when I believe I should be thinking clearly. What’s important to me now is keeping a date with this project until I fully birth it to life; yup, giving it flesh and essence. Something everyone would look forward to and share in. How that’s gonna be possible is still not known to me considering I don’t particularly enjoy writing! So, what’s my business here shey? Like Lulu said to me yesterday “you are just a porous blogger” haaahhhaaaa… maybe or not! Catching my fun right now jo. This is so random and I’m not gonna deceive no one, mbanu. As I go on though I hope to have it all defined soonest… trust me, this one talent shant be buried (you remember the parable of the talents bah? “To one was given five, to another two and to another one …”). Hmmmmm….. I need to take time off now and be back later in the day **hopefully** SO till then keep hoping with me :*

WHY SECRETS?

So I'm here today because ... nah not the song jo; lol
Yaaayyyyy... Made it here again, ok, let's just say this passion is for real. No?
I didn't have a particular topic when I started out this morning but hey just got this inspiration and would love to talk about it! SECRETS
Why do we keep secrets? whyyyyy??!!
Heard (or read, whatever jo!) a story recently about a married couple:
"A guy has for the past 6 years paid rent to an agent for a house he and the wife live in, but his wife owns it. The 1yr rent policy by Lagos State Government made the agent want 10% commission & that’s how wahala broke out and husband found out" as in asiri tu big time!
Yet another story from a married couple, wife discloses after 35years of marriage that two out of the five children given birth to in the family belong to the husband; one of the two belonging to the husband happens to be an imbecile while the other is an undergraduate. Guess the positions of these two children..... 4th and 5th respectively! The first three are already Masters Holders from Ivy League schools abroad; well placed in the society if I may add. Hmmmmm asiri nla 101!
Let’s not get it twisted. Secrets don’t lie in the bosoms of the married alone; not at all! But I find it particularly heart-wrenching to hear of homes built on lies! Fatal lies gan sef, ahn ahn! Hiding; keeping or burying secret just shows there is some harm waiting to happen, no?
Two scriptures come to mind, Amos 3:3 “Can two people walk together without agreeing on the direction?” (NLT); and Jer 17:9 “The human heart is the most deceitful of all things, and desperately wicked. Who really knows how bad it is?” (NLT)
Like seriously, why bother opening up? Why not just go to the grave with your secrets? Why shatter lives with such revelations? Such trauma your best kept secrets would have averted, no?! If you didn’t have the nerve to make it public at the word go, why change your mind suddenly?
Secrets somehow have got this evil ring around it which is why it takes so much strength to keep; hide or bury. Come clean (or dirty a your case maybe :D) and let your stands be widely known and accepted… just kidding, your choices cannot always be accepted but trust me people will kinda appreciate you for who you are----------- usually on the long run sha
On a lighter note, what secrets do I have? Shock shock shock, no way am I telling, come shoot me! Lol…

Passion Alive

My oh My! Can't believe I'v been gone over a year now!
What happened to the zeal to write (type :D)? Lord have mercy (sign of the cross)
Now, there is a passion to do this and not just to do but keep doing (so help me God)
So, let's see how much we (yeah WE) can do before 2011 rolls out.
I'm so excited today and can't truly put (or is it place??) a finger on it.
oops! Pardon all typos------>>> I plead ahead as I am not sure I still know how to write (sorry, type! lol)

So, welcome again to a passion era------>>>> yaaayyyyyy

What Gets Known....

Umph... A walk in my head down memory lane to the day I decided to start a blog.. then I had wondered what to really make my blog about... GOSSIP (lol); FASHION (sorry, I never could convince anyone on that so NEXT); preach (the GOSPEL of Christ. I was so passionate about this at some point, yeah gone a tad cold... and can't say how, where or when I lost that zeaL...); MYSELF (as in make it an online diary).... Alas!! I couldn't decide and yet I started a blog!! lol...

Another block in my path is the truth that I do not enjoy writing (typing) as much as I converse... Now you understand why this 'farm' has been lying fallow... lol...

So unconsciously, I chose 'freestyling' (random) postings with a touch of me in it. **WINK**

I have been going through stuff lately and looking round for who to share with.. And then **pops** my blog came into full sight!! And it dawned on me I could have my online diary. Oh! I do realize I would be speaking to (sharing with) an invisible audience but hey, 'way to go for now'.. and sometimes I would appreciate response to know I'm not just by myself here...

Yerima marries a 13 year old Egyptian!!

Now what on earth is this about Senator Yerima (erstwhile governor of Zamfara State) getting married to a 13 year old girl??!!
What was he thinking??
Oh, should I be sorry for sounding this way? I don't think so!! A 13year old that should still be in school or learning a trade!! hanhan, what is this man after?? 4th wife for that matter. Is it that the girl being an Egyptian makes it excusable??
**I'm in shock**

For more gist: http://punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201004132154198

Been A while

Wow!! It so good to be back here!! I've been gone for years o.
I'm hoping to liven things on this page this time around... so help me God. lol...
Just for the moment let me share this... you do remember how we do it right here right here?? **winks**


An Arab's royal son goes to Germany to study.
A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: " Berlin is wonderful. The people are nice and I really like it here, but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive school in my Mercedes SLR McLaren, when all my teachers travel by train."
Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a hundred million dollar cheque saying:
"Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too!"


I'd come with some pretty juicy gists la'er... caSH ya

Lol...... Sharp bobo!

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1 kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg. So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said 'An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter'. To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him. So the boy added immediately, 'And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!'After the customer left, the manager said 'You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?' To this the boy said, 'I come from Mexico. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players!' The manager replied coldly, 'My wife is also from Mexico'. To this the boy asked excitedly, 'Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?'
Presence of mind helps, never panic!

yeah.. yeah.

It's Monday Again

I can't believe this! After taking my time to update my page on Friday with my MOOD STANCE, I came back to read about me only to find I pasted just half of the gist! OMG!
Anyway, it's all good, I'd try not to come here when in a mood.
So, to my faithful visitor (yeah just 1), I say thank you for the time. Don' worry YOU & I will organize a party!
To all you intending guests, I say a huge BIENVENUE.

Je vais a la bureau... lol... (pardon my French if not all that yet!).

La'er

NOT DEFINED

Oh, it's just one of those UNDEFINABLE moments at work for me. When I just don't get the hang of MY OWN SELF. No that's not funny! I know I'm just some few steps away from becoming an IRRITANT (yes I can say that about me

PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH THAT 'HELP'

I GOT THIS BY FORWARD:
Please do not send the children out alone with drivers oh or any HELP at that!
I just heard that Folake Coker (Tiffany Amber) is currently going through the horrors of not knowing where her young daughter is!
The driver and nanny went to pick them from school. On the way, she decided to stop to buy something in a shop and left the children in the car with the driver along Awolowo Road or so. The driver took off with the kids. He dropped the boy at the Polo Club and has disappeared with the daughter who is younger. Only 2+ or so.
Next thing, the parents got a text asking for N50 million! Apparently, they have traced the number and he is somewhere around Seme border!!!!!!
Please pass on to all your friends and mothers. We need to be more careful as we trust God for our lives and children. Make sure you know where your drivers and nannies live. Know and have the number of at least one relative. Try to do backgound checks on them before you hire them.
These are scary times!!!!!
PLEASE BEWARE & SHINE UR EYES.

Amazing pictures and 1 minute for God

A Touching One...

A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That di d it! "And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his question "Well, I want to talk to you about my brother," Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. "He's really, really sick..and I want to buy a miracle.""I beg your pardon?" said the pharmacist. "His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle cost?""We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't help you," the pharmacist said, softening a little "Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs."The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, "What kind of a miracle does your brother need?" " I don't know, " Tess replied with her eyes welling up. I just know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money.""How much do you have?" asked the man from Chicago "One dollar and eleven cents," Tess answered barely audibly."And it's all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to." "Well, what a coincidence," smiled the man. "A dollar and eleven cents---the exact price of a miracle for little brothers. "He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said "Take me to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need." That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well. Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that h a d led them to this place. "That surgery," her Mom whispered. "was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?"Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost...one dollar and eleven cents....plus the faith of a little child. In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need.A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of a higher law.

Wives are Wives!

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'

The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'



What you are is God's gift to you; what you do with yourself is your gift to God.


Bon journee....

How I for do?

While growing up, I really used to despise the concept BROKEN ENGLISH, cos I never understood it as a variation.... Yeah, it's a variation. Until i did a course in my 3rd year in the Uni(that was when I was young cos now I'm old); NIGERIAN ENGLISH... Gosh, how I miss those classes we had!
Wait a sec, why is my thought in this area... Oh now I remember, I didn't know what title to give my subject and the line HOW I FOR DO popped up in my head!
So back to my PIDGIN CLASS, then in my younger days (emphasis on YOUNGER), I did not like people speaking BAD ENGLISH and of course I never learnt or showed interest in it sef... Until now that I'm older & the BAD ENGLISH is now so TUSH that when I hear some people speak I GO GREEN WITH ENVY (believe me.. lol...).
So now here I am thinking of going somewhere to LEARN the language (LANGUAGE? maybe)...
I so gbadun the flow that I don't want to speak GOOD ENGLISH anymore (sorry folks for sponsoring my sojourn through the Uni to read/study good ENGLISH)...

oh gats to go bac to work this cold saturday afternoon.... HOW I FOR DO NOW? lol...

I really do find some quick responses sooo amusing that I'd be pasting some of my favorites here. Pray they make your day! Enjoy!


Losing all your friendsMan comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend and kills him.Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."
Brother wantedA small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....
Meaning of WIFEHusband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!"Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"
Importance of a periodTeacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."
Confident vs. confidentialA young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son, that's confidential!"
Anger management?Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"Wife: "I clean the toilet."Husband: "How does that help?"Wife: "I use your toothbrush."