How I for do?

While growing up, I really used to despise the concept BROKEN ENGLISH, cos I never understood it as a variation.... Yeah, it's a variation. Until i did a course in my 3rd year in the Uni(that was when I was young cos now I'm old); NIGERIAN ENGLISH... Gosh, how I miss those classes we had!
Wait a sec, why is my thought in this area... Oh now I remember, I didn't know what title to give my subject and the line HOW I FOR DO popped up in my head!
So back to my PIDGIN CLASS, then in my younger days (emphasis on YOUNGER), I did not like people speaking BAD ENGLISH and of course I never learnt or showed interest in it sef... Until now that I'm older & the BAD ENGLISH is now so TUSH that when I hear some people speak I GO GREEN WITH ENVY (believe me.. lol...).
So now here I am thinking of going somewhere to LEARN the language (LANGUAGE? maybe)...
I so gbadun the flow that I don't want to speak GOOD ENGLISH anymore (sorry folks for sponsoring my sojourn through the Uni to read/study good ENGLISH)...

oh gats to go bac to work this cold saturday afternoon.... HOW I FOR DO NOW? lol...