Thursday, August 7, 2008

Lol...... Sharp bobo!

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1 kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg. So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said 'An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter'. To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him. So the boy added immediately, 'And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!'After the customer left, the manager said 'You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?' To this the boy said, 'I come from Mexico. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players!' The manager replied coldly, 'My wife is also from Mexico'. To this the boy asked excitedly, 'Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?'
Presence of mind helps, never panic!

yeah.. yeah.

Monday, August 4, 2008

It's Monday Again

I can't believe this! After taking my time to update my page on Friday with my MOOD STANCE, I came back to read about me only to find I pasted just half of the gist! OMG!
Anyway, it's all good, I'd try not to come here when in a mood.
So, to my faithful visitor (yeah just 1), I say thank you for the time. Don' worry YOU & I will organize a party!
To all you intending guests, I say a huge BIENVENUE.

Je vais a la bureau... lol... (pardon my French if not all that yet!).

La'er